Dictionary

Whiskey Dick

by Brandon Fernandez

Whiskey Dick

Ever tried to shoot pool with a string of rope? Yep, that's what whiskey dick is like.

Whip

by Brandon Fernandez

Whip

When Meagan brought out her heaviest whip, Gio knew he was in for a night of pure emasculation.

Wet Dream

by Brandon Fernandez

Wet Dream

The name of SeaWorld's new erotic thrill ride.

Thong

by Brandon Fernandez

Thong

A type of sandal used as fraternity uniform in warm climates.

Tea Bag

by Brandon Fernandez

Tea Bag

David tried to make tea for the first time using Urban Dictionary and ended up with third-degree burns on his scrotum.

Tassels

by Brandon Fernandez

Tassels

Booby danglers worn by strippers to mesmerize clients and entice them to empty their wallets.

Strap-On

by Brandon Fernandez

Strap-On

Isn't it ironic that "Strap-On" spelled backwards is "No Parts"?

Sperm

by Brandon Fernandez

Sperm

The horniest type of whale, second only to the famed Humpback species.

Shocker

by Brandon Fernandez

Shocker

Synonyms: Two in the pink, one in the stink. Two in the flower, one in the mud.

Sex Tape

by Brandon Fernandez

Sex Tape

The use of medical tape to prevent injury during particularly-rough intercourse.

Salad Toss

by Brandon Fernandez

Salad Toss

After experiencing his first salad toss, Chris knew it was finally time to propose.

Saggy Tits

by Brandon Fernandez

Saggy Tits

She had such saggy tits, her breast resembled a pair of tube-socks filled with oatmeal.