PlayFore Dictionary
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A widely-overused number in AIM Screen Names circa 2003.
Simultaneous oral sex performed in an inverted position.
Anal Beads
Just before Jordan could yell his "safe" word, Erika ripped out the anal beads like a lawn mower's pull start.
Beaded string-toy used for anal pleasure.
Ball Gag
Max knew his dentist was into S&M when he used a ball gag to test patient's bite marks.
Restraining oral device used during sexual bondage.
Banana
When Mandy was finished, she took the condom off the banana and placed it back in the pantry.
A tropical fruit, often used in sexting as a phallic emoji.
Birth Control
Upon hearing that Jake had a sizable trust fund, Ann decided to stop taking her birth control.
Contraceptive that prevents unwanted pregnancy and regulates menstrual cycles.
Blindfold
Jorge often wonders if his girlfriend enjoys using a blindfold in bed or if he's just really unattractive…
Mask used to completely disable your sexual partner's sight.
Blowjob
What happens to pubescent boys when left alone with a vacuum.
Informal term used to describe oral sex.
Blow-Up Doll
Mario had a fight last night with his blow-up doll but he's confident he'll be able to patch things up.
A life-size inflatable doll used for private sexual conquests.
Blue Balls
A tragic and often fatal epidemic in the Smurf community.
A medical condition caused by a prolonged state of arousal without completion.
Boner Pill
Steroid candy for the male penis.
Slang term for drugs that treat male impotency and flatulence.
Bra
Acronym: Breast Raising Apparatus.
Synonym: Over-The-Shoulder Boulder-Holder.
A female undergarment used to support the breasts.
Bush
Sergio dropped acid and tried to light his bush on fire in an attempt to talk to God.
A dense, untamed growth of one's own pubic hair.
Butt Plug
A term used in social settings to save one's seat.
I can't take Rob's seat. He called butt plug.
A device with a distinct conical shape used for anal pleasure.
Butt Stuff
Sex makes Amy's whole day, yet butt stuff makes her hole weak.
Any sexual activity that involves stimulation or penetration of the anus.
Cameltoe
Javi head-butted this woman's cameltoe and ended up with a hoof print on his forehead.
A visual phenomenon caused by tight fabric in female clothing.
Cock Block
Insulting nickname given to Chris Hansen by the pedophile community.
A disruptive action that disturbs an ideal reproductive environment.
Collar
Even after they broke up, James would nostalgically wear his ex-girlfriend's favorite collar in bed.
A bondage tool worn around the neck of a submissive sexual partner.
Condom
Water balloons for the privileged and wealthy.
A rubber sheath worn to protect against unwanted pregnancy and sexual diseases.
Cowgirl
After Johnny tore his ACL, his sex life was limited to cowgirl for five whole months.
A sexual position in which a woman sits astride the man, facing him.
Dick Magnet
When the male penis becomes electrically-charged.
Jack is such a dick magnet, he got stuck to the fridge while grabbing a beer.
Someone who effortlessly attracts males; both heterosexual & homosexual.
Dick Pic
Michelle knew she was dating a liar when her white boyfriend sent a dick pic of a black penis.
A photograph of male genitalia sent to another person via mobile device or fax machine.
Dildo
Remember: Anything can be a dildo if you are brave and broke enough.
A sex-toy used to replicate the male penis.
Doggy Style
Technique used by piss-happy toddlers in public pools.
Matt's son won first place at swim camp for "Best Doggy Style". He's a proud father!
Sexual position in which one partner is penetrated from behind while bent over.
Double-Sided Dildo
When Paul found the kids playing tug-o-war with his wife's double-sided dildo, he knew they were in trouble.
A sex-toy used for double penetration or to pleasure two people at once.
Douche Bag
An object used for vaginal hygiene (or so they say).
A male individual with an over-inflated sense of self-worth combined with a low IQ.
DTF
A religious acronym for "Down To Forgive."
According to biblical history, Jesus was always DTF.
A sexual acronym meaning "Down To F***"
Eggplant
A long, egg-shaped fruit used in many cultures for cooking, I think?
A phallic emoji often used by millennials to entice a sexual partner.
Eiffel Tower
If you studied abroad and didn't do an Eiffel Tower, were you even there?
When two males high-five each other in jubilee during a threesome, thus resembling the French monument.
Eskimo Bros
You smell familiar. Are we eskimo bros?!?
When two people acknowledge having the same sexual partner, yet remain friends.
Fire Crotch
A mythical, often-misunderstood creature. See: Lindsay Lohan and Carrot Top.
An offensive yet endearing term used to describe red or orange pubic hair.
Foot Fetish
If only Pablo hadn't added 'foot fetish' as a hobby on his Sketcher's application, he would've gotten the job.
The sexual admiration or attraction to bare feet.
Granny Panties
What overly-religious mothers buy for their sorority daughters.
A women's undergarments deemed unattractive by society.
Hand Job
Rich: I'm not watching the Bachelor.
Katie: I'll give you a hand job between commercials?
The stimulation of the penis by a sexual partner using just their hand(s).
Handcuffs
Brendan spent three days in handcuffs attached to his bed after his girlfriend left. It's safe to say he regrets cheating.
A fuzzy sex-toy used to restrain or subdue a submissive partner.
Lube
As a teenager, Danny learned the hard way that Astroglide is not a valid substitute for lube.
A commercial product used to lubricate sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Mangina
When a male pulls back his penis and scrotum between his legs, thus resembling a vagina.
An offensive term used to describe a male who actively engages in feminine activities.
Micropenis
I knew Joey had a micropenis when he posted a picture of his tricked-out Mustang.
A medical condition in which a male has an abnormally-small penis. Look up: Microphallus.
Orgy
Ever since he attended that orgy on CraigsList, Mike has never been able to urinate without a burning sensation.
A social gathering where a group of people engage in sexual intercourse simultaneously.
Penis Pump
A dance move used by males to relieve stress and arouse female bystanders.
Carlos knew it was time to debut the penis pump when he heard that Britney Spears song.
A device used to enlarge and harden the penis using air pressure.
Penis Ring
When a woman proposes during a blowjob. If he says no, she bites.
A constrictive sex-toy placed at the base of the penis.
PlayFore
It's "foreplay" backwards hahaha do you get it?
Short-hand for our logo and company name, PlayFore Games.
Porno
Stephen had to reformat his computer and change his e-mail address 8 times. All because of his porno addiction.
An abbreviation for adult films that create idealistic portraits of sexual behavior.
Pregnancy Test
A magical wand that often causes men to disappear instantaneously.
A biological appraisal of a female's urine to determine whether she is pregnant.
Queef
Nicole queefed so damn loud in her sleep, she woke up the dog.
An audible expulsion of air from the vulva.
Road Head
Even after causing a pile-up during rush hour, Joe never regretted receiving road head from Molly.
Informal term to describe oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.
Saggy Tits
She had such saggy tits, her breast resembled a pair of tube-socks filled with oatmeal.
A condition where a female's breasts hang well-below their initial point.
Salad Toss
After experiencing his first salad toss, Chris knew it was finally time to propose.
A method of sexual arousal caused by the mastication of the anus.
Sex Tape
The use of medical tape to prevent injury during particularly-rough intercourse.
A strategic career move deployed by irrelevant celebrities that are desperate for attention.
Shocker
Synonyms: Two in the pink, one in the stink. Two in the flower, one in the mud.
A sexual act where the index and middle finger penetrate the vagina as the pinky stimulates the anus.
Sperm
The horniest type of whale, second only to the famed Humpback species.
The male reproductive cell, often known as semen.
Strap-On
Isn't it ironic that "Strap-On" spelled backwards is "No Parts"?
A sexual prosthesis consisting of a waist harness with an attached dildo.
Tassels
Booby danglers worn by strippers to mesmerize clients and entice them to empty their wallets.
A tuft of loose threads attached to the female breasts for sexual demonstration.
Tea Bag
David tried to make tea for the first time using Urban Dictionary and ended up with third-degree burns on his scrotum.
An unfortunate prank when a male places his scrotum on the forehead or open mouth of another person.
Thong
A type of sandal used as fraternity uniform in warm climates.
A small undergarment consisting of thin string and cloth.
Wet Dream
The name of SeaWorld's new erotic thrill ride.
When one has an erotic dream (or nightmare) that leads to the emission of ejaculatory fluid.
Whip
When Meagan brought out her heaviest whip, Gio knew he was in for a night of pure emasculation.
A strip of leather or cloth fastened to a handle and used to abuse a sexual partner.
Whiskey Dick
Ever tried to shoot pool with a string of rope? Yep, that's what whiskey dick is like.
A term used to explain flatulence after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.